This is
nothing anyway, the original rites of passage started with the
jungle tribes down in Borneo.
(Norm: "Yeah?")
When a young jungle tribal lad was on the brink of puberty
they'd bring him forward and take out this large sharpened clam
shell...
(Sam: "Oh, no, no, don't tell me.")
...They would fill it up with dip, pass around the hors'
dourves...
(Sam: "Oh.")
...then they'd take these two big jagged rocks...
(Norm: "No, Cliffie, Cliff, Cliff.")
...bang them together to call in the tribe out of the hills,
you know, then the witch doctor stepped up with this long
sharpened bamboo staff...
(Woody: "Oh, here it comes.")
...and just sort of shoved it into the ground, hung a flag on
it and they danced around it pretty much till they dropped,
really.
(Sam: "Wait a minute, when do they circumcise the kid?")
What do you mean circumcise? There's no Jews in Borneo.
