Sam promoted himself from bartender to
host/manager and is trying to come up with new ways to bring in
business.
Cliff has the answer; skimpy outfits for the waitresses.
You see
Sammy, topless waitresses, scientific fact, they can deliver
drinks faster than their clothed counterparts.
The truth:
We are not too sure about Cliff's claim as he has a pretty poor
track record, but we promise to do extensive research on the
subject before posting our conclusions.