Cliffs dad ducks out on him and Carla
tries to make him feel better by saying he might have been
abducted by aliens and also mentions the Bermuda Triangle.
Well, you
know however, this much is true, you know there's been recent
sightings of human beings being shot up into the underbelly of
alien spacecraft. You know, and speaking of the Bermuda
Triangle, it's not technically a triangle.
(Woody: "It's
not?")
Heck no, it's a trapazeedarhomboid, perfect for attracting
Martian spacecraft.
The truth:
As far as we know there have not been any documented sightings
of human beings being shot up into the underbelly of alien
spacecraft.
There is, no such thing as a trapazeedarhomboid, but you knew
that already.
The Bermuda Triangle is in fact a triangle situated between
Bermuda, Porto Rico and Miami.
The Bermuda Triangle is also known as the Devil's Triangle.
The Bermuda Triangle is one of only two places on earth that
a magnetic compass points to true north. Normally it points
toward magnetic north
An area called the Devil's Sea by Japanese and Filipino
seamen, located off the east coast of Japan, also exhibits
the same magnetic characteristics and is also known for it's
mysterious disappearances.
