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Men Are Not Monogamous...

Season 2 Episode 20: Norman's Conquest
Airdate:
February 23 1984
Norman leaves with a client, Emily, to go to her place. Diane comments "I'm so disappointed in Norman".

Diane, the problem you're having is just a simple lack of understanding of the male of the species. You see, man was not made to be monogamous. It's an artificial, unnatural phenomenon posed from without. The human male can never have enough women.
(Carla: "Or in you case, any")


The truth:

Very few animals are made to be monogamous, so there is a chance Cliff is right, even though it doesn't help him much.

A list of some monogamous animals:

  • Albatross
  • Orcas
  • Bald Eagles
  • Mallards
  • Ravens
  • Some Parrots
  • Penguins
  • Prairie Voles
  • Tiger Pistol Shrimps

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