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The Roots Of Physical Aggression...

Season 2 Episode 14: No Help Wanted
Airdate:
January 12 1984
Norm and Sam have an argument and almost come to blows, not really, but it's a good lead in for Cliff to share his views on aggression.

In this rambling Cliff uses a chalkboard with a drawing to demonstrate his point and we've included a picture for you as well.


You see, the roots of physical aggression in the male of the species is found right here, in the old DNA molecule itself. Right up here at about one 'o clock as I recall.
(Diane: "Fascinating")
Oh yes Diane, fascinating, hold on to your hat because the very letters, DNA, are an acronym for the words 'Dames Are Not Aggressive'.
(Diane: "They stand for Deoxyribonucleic Acid.")
Ah yes, but parse in Latin declination and my point is still moot.


Diane then insults Cliff by saying "You know Cliff it's true that a little knowledge is dangerous, you are a walking time bomb.

Cliff then turns his chalkboard diagram sideways and say "Let's talk about the gas turbine engine."

The truth:

About the only thing Cliff got right is the fact that DNA is a molecule.

Take Cliffs last line: "parse in Latin declination and my point is still moot". The best we can make out Cliff is saying that if you look at it from another point of view he is still wrong.

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